The Queen

Yes, the Queen of England was here at work today. We had a good view from our building as she walked by a few minutes ago. She wore a pastel green dress and hat. There was a crowd of well-wishers behind gates, a group of kids from the daycare center who gave her flowers, most of which had been beaten into submission while they waited (rather patiently, but the flowers didn't have a chance), and of course lots and lots of men in black suits and snipers on the rooftops. She got lucky with a near perfect day, though a bit windy.

My memory for colors is terrible. I had originally written in this entry that she wore blue, or perhaps turquoise, but just having seen a photo taken by a colleague, she wore green. No blue in it at all. Turquoise was pretty close, but the prosecution would be in trouble if they relied on my as an eyewitness.